I am in a vortex of obligation.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
