so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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