There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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