every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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