Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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