We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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