i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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