he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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