Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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