i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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