If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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