Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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