maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
