I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
youre lurking in front of me
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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