ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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