Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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