do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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