ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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