Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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