I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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