If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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