oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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