thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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