Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm just crazy horny about you
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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