me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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