Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I love having hate sex.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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