He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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