Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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