question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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