5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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