somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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