Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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