He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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