So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I love you. Go after that dick
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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