i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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