I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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