But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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