why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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