you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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