Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
