I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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