hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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