i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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