Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
