she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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