He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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