don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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