Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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