JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
time to smoke my breakfast
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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