she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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