I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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