Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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