The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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