It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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