I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
