Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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