she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Randomize
