is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He felt like a one man threesome
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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